Expansion?

It is currently NHL playoff season...in case you do not know.  Also, I love hockey...in case you do not know.  My beloved Carolina Hurricanes did not make the Stanley Cup Playoffs.  We fans are disappointed but it is okay.  We'll be back...AND...we have the All-Star Game next year...woohoo!

Regardless, I still love watching hockey...especially playoff hockey.  This playoff season has not disappointed.  In fact, there have been some pretty amazing games and we haven't even made it out of the first round. 

So...my quandary...how the heck do I convince the NHL to have their next expansion team be placed in Singapore?  There have to be enough US and Canadian expats that would support them.  Sure...it'd be a long trip to compete with the rest of the teams...but many of us have become accustomed to beating jetlag...surely a bunch of professional athletes would be able to as well.  We could even name their mascot Humidity or some other silly name...there are plenty of silly mascots so we could easily come up with one.

What do you think?  What are my chances of getting a hockey team to Singers?  Heck, I'd even settle for hockey on satellite television...but I think I have better chances of actually getting the NHL team there.