Silly signs

We have yet another fun installment of silly Singapore signs.

My interpretations moving clockwise from the top left:

• Do not stand at attention with streamers flowing at your knees.
• Do not try to catch a fish without bait.
• Do not let your hand crumble to pieces.
• Do not let the fish eat your mitten & do not expose the turtle to radioactive material.
• Do not let your dog stand with streamers flowing at his knees.

Apparently it is important that you keep off the pier or it will throw you off.  The pier possibly could use some counseling on being a team player.

And last but not least:

The sign itself makes perfect sense.  The part I find so funny is that this is from the Singapore Botanical Gardens and clearly the type of dogs that frequent it have much bigger heads than the dogs at other parks in Singapore.